** Boy Puppet
** Short Black Hair, Dark Pants, Blue and Yellow Shirt and Shoes and Dark “Skin”
** Made by Silly Puppets
** Comes in 3 Sizes 14 inch, 25 inch and 30 inch
At first glance, you might not think Jordan is particularly impressive. But this otherwise mild-mannered manor-born with a silver spoon hides a dark, yet squeaky-shoed secret.
By night, he is Scary Andrew, dealer of justice to wayward clowns. His name is a play on the term “Merry Andrew” which refers to anyone who clowns in public. But why does he feel the need to punish clowns who have fallen from the path? That tale is one full of darkness, pain and probably one or two strange balloon animals, but suffice to say, it was appropriately epic and traumatizing. Each night, he stalks the streets of Bigham City in his unique car, the Clownmobile, which is a whole lot more intimidating than it sounds, where he dispenses nightly justice against clowns who break the law, or who otherwise don’t uphold the professional standards of clowndom.
Some nights, he has to get rough, and we won’t talk about those incidents, except to say that acid-squirting flowers and laughing gas are a little tame by Scary Andrew’s standards. It’s gotten to where Scary Andrew is something of a myth. To see him, you might think he’s over the top, but make no mistake, he’s the baddest clown under the big top.