Stuffed Animals Details
** Stuffed Groundhog
** Hand Puppet
** Made by Folkmanis
** 12 inch
When some people look at this plush groundhog from Folkmanis, they will likely see a fluffy, cute little guy, sitting up on his haunches, his little forelegs held out for a hug. But that’s not what we see – sorry to be contrary.
Well, no. That’s a lie. We’re not sorry, because it’s funny. In the spirit of honesty, we were thinking of some sort of Mad Max, post apoc world, where everything got zombified, not just humans. Cats (Even Mr. Whiskers), dogs (poor Yeller II), gerbils, ferrets, Smokey the Bear (Remember, only you can prevent zombification!), and yes…even groundhogs.
You don’t believe us? Just look at him. He’s got that classic glassy-eyed look, his arms angled forward, the better grasp you and eat your brain. Or at least gnaw your ankle until you fall over, at which time, he and his furry brethren will turn you into a soon-to-be shuffling buffet. Nom, nom, nom braaaains. Oh right. We got a little sidetracked here. There’s one of those pesky buggers now. He looks hungry. Where were we? We need to wrap this up and get outta here. There’s actually a whole army of the things outside the house. Oh boy. Um.
Folkmanis is awesome and their plush groundhog is made of so much win that you can totally pretend that this puppet isn’t in fact a flesh-eating zombie intent on world domination. Yeah. That’s the ticket. Nice, fluffy…….agh, crap. They’re in the room…..It’s been an honor and a privilege to hawk this plushie pal for you. If we have to go, we’re taking some of you with us! Boom!