** Adult Male Puppet
** Short Black Hair, Blue Short, Yellow Tie, Black Pants and Shoes with Blue “Skin”
** Made by Silly Puppets
** Comes in 30 inch Blue or 14 inch, 25 inch and 30 inch with Peach “Skin”
There are any number of reasons for a puppet to be blue. The most obvious one is because that’s how his maker dyed the cloth that went into the construction of his body. But that’s the boring, realistic answer.
Yeah, obviously they dyed his body blue, but the fun comes in where you imagine, in George’s world, why he is blue. Is he blue because he hales from a world of blue people? Is he a freezer salesman who enjoys his job a little too much? Is he such a diehard fan of Eiffel 65 (YouTube, peoples) that he got his skin altered? Is he an Eskimo on an extended holiday down south? Maybe he’s so OCD about making sure everything matches, that since he only wears blue button-down shirts, he had to get himself dyed to match. Nothing else would do. But there are other ideas. What if some nefarious sorcerer took everyone’s favorite pessimistic donkey, Eeyore out of The Hundred Acre Wood and transmogrified him into human form and made him into a snazzy dresser? Or maybe he’s so depressed about the fact that you haven’t bought him yet that his skin just sort of naturally took on a blue shade in order to appeal to your better nature. He’s a wily devil if that’s the case, we’ll give him that.
Whew, that’s exhausting. But hopefully we’ve set the spark. Now all you need to do is set it alight with a little dose of imagination of your own. You’ll probably come up with something not listed here, which is “awesome!”