Oct 292011
 
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plush wild baby boar

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Plush Animals Features

** Plush Wild Boar Baby
** Brown and Black with Small White Tusk
** Made by Hansa
** 11 inch

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs. They were adventurous souls and wanted to set out on their own, each making their respective dreams come true.

The first little piggy was a fellow of simple tastes and not a whole lot of class. He wanted to sit out on his porch and sip lemonade and play his banjo. His house was made of straw. It was basically the sad little shanty town hut of the fairy tale world. Along came Mr. Wolf. “Lemme in, lemme in!” “No!” So the wolf set fire to his house. As you might imagine, it did not end well for the piggy. Is that bacon we smell?

The second little piggy wasn’t much better, to be honest. Always a bit of an experimenter in illegal substances, the little dope fiend built his house out of sticks. It was basically the dumpy crack den of the fairy tale world. Mr. Wolf came along. “Lemme in, lemme in!” “No!” So the wolf grabbed an ax, busted in with his his best Jack Torrance impression, chopped the house to kindling, then buried the hatchet. In piggy’s skull. After all that, he broke into piggy #2’s stash and lit up a doobie.

The third little piggy however – he was a class act. Harvard educated, with a razor sharp mind, and no patience for Mr. Wolf’s shenanigans. He built his house out of bricks. It was the fairy tale version of Castle Grayskull and Fort Knox put together. Not only that, he surrounded it with all sorts of traps, so that the stupid wolf endured a gauntlet of horrors designed to leave him feeling a bit like Wile E. Coyote. He staggered up to the front door, pawing at it feebly. “….Lemmeee innn…” he wheezed.

Unlike his brothers, the third piggy didn’t deign to reply. Instead, he opened the door and stepped outside, drew a katana from within his coat and took off Mr. Wolf’s head with a single stroke. “There can be only one.” You may find yourself puzzled by the pig’s cryptic words. Did the homicidal wolf do his job for him? Was the third pig an Immortal? The world may never know.

Back in the real world, you may be asking yourself, “What’s all that got to do with Hansa’s wonderful, life-like plushie, designed from the photos of real boar? Why, this is that third piggy’s own son. Pretty epic, huh?”

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