Plush Animals Features
** Plush Elk
** Tan Body, Long Fur On Neck, Tan Muzzle, Antlers
** Made by Aurora
** 12 inches Long
This may sound crazy, in the same realm as “We just woke up at 2am with a crazy freaking idea that possibly nobody will fathom, except our best friends who actually get the way our mind works, even if it sounds like we ate a pound of Skittles and a dozen cupcakes before going to bed.” So, bear with us here, deer reader.
What if a certain religious Denzel Washington character from post apocalyptia and The Bear Jew from revisionist World War II Europe had a love child in the woods together? You might end up with something a bit like little Eli the elk, here. Why an elk? The question is, “Why not an elk?”
For those of you who didn’t get the references, we’re taking our Book (of Eli) and going back to the forest to be an Inglorious Basterd by ourselves. For those of you who did, Aurora makes all your wildlife fantasies about owning your very own plush elk a reality. Part of their Flopsies collection, he comes in at a whopping 12 inches long, and even sports an epic ‘beard’ of sorts. But by far the most exceptional thing about Eli here is his rack. Okay, okay, get your mind out of the gutter and take a look at his antlers! They’re pretty awesome, right? Elk and other deer use them as mating displays and as a means to ‘wrestle’ with other male elk for the right to breed. He with the biggest crown wins. Indeed, Ash said it best, “Hail to the King, baby.”