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plush opossum mom and baby

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** Plush Opossum Mom and baby
** Black Bodies, White Faces, Pink Toes and Tail, Baby is on Moms back
** Made by Fiesta
** 11 inch Not Including Tail

Okay son, Mama’s gonna teach you the rules about life and all that jazz.

1 – You are not an apex predator. So don’t go chasing all over for things to devour. If you do that, chances are that somebody will eat you! That’s not to say we don’t have to go in search of food. But oftentimes, our food doesn’t move, or it moves pretty slow, so it’s easy to get a hold of. Dead things, fruit, bugs, snakes, frogs, earthworms – for us, every meal is a freaking buffet! All we have to do is find it. We’re opportunistic eaters and frankly, not too picky. Humans tend to hate us for that.

2 – When noshing on roadkill, you have to be careful that you yourself don’t become roadkill. That’s no way to go out. Eat and run before somebody does a hit and run on you.

3 – When in danger, play dead. Like this! (At which point Mama keels over, seemingly dead to the world, clearly freaking out her little one. The aroma she spews only serves to scare him out even more. When she starts to twitch and come around about forty-five minutes later, he’s panicking. “Mama?! Mama?” Thankfully, this Bambi moment was averted as she woke up and explained to him all about ‘playing possum.’

With Fiesta’s fantastic o-pair of plush opossums, you can make your own stories and you can even leave out the brain scarring trauma if you want. Made from top quality materials, these little ones will last you for years and years.

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