Oct 052011
 
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stuffed lab puppies 3 colors

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Plush Animals Features

** Plush Labrador Puppies
** Choice of Black, Yellow, or Chocolate
** Made by Douglas Toy
** 16 inches Long

In a world gone mad, three puppies were raised from birth to be heroes. They are our last and best hope for salvation. “Salvation from what?” you may ask. These crafty crusaders wage a three-dog war on cruelty, injustice, cats, the leaf blower, the ban on chocolate and stupid, purposeless dog tricks  (unlike the simple and utilitarian ‘sit’, ‘stay’). Last but not least, their biggest bone to (gnaw) pick, is ugly clothes for dogs that only serve to illustrate an owner’s lack of sense and good taste and to humiliate the wearer. Got all that? It seems like a tall order, but remember these three are still little ones. They’ll grow into their roles as defenders of goodness and Snausages. You’ll see.

So who are our protectors from the injustices of the world? There’s Chester the Opaque Knight – expert in intimidation and fear. Mandy the Golden Lady – expert in covert ops and espionage. She ingratiates herself with the humans to lull them into a false sense of security then she steals all their secrets out from under their pitifully under-powered noses. Lastly, we’ve got Cocoa “Schaft”, who’s a bad mother- “Shut yo’ mouth!” But we’re just talking about Schaft! He’s a hit with all the bi…er…lady dogs. As puppies, they’re undergoing rigorous training and conditioning, so that they can be all they can be – like that human Army thing. Somehow Douglas found out about it, and made 16-inch long plushes to commemorate our would-be saviors before they hit the big time. So, jump on the bandwagon and get yours today before they’re gone forever, and you’re left sad and alone, wishing you could bask in the glory that is D.O.G.B.O.N.E (Department of Greatness Burying Our Numerous Enemies – hey, it’s a work in progress).

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