Oct 292011
 
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stuffed mama wild boar

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Stuffed Animals Details

** Stuffed Wild Boar
** Black Fur with Black Pleather Hooves
** Made by Hansa
** 12 inches Tall, 17 inches Long

Hey! We’re back. Did you see that epic little tale we spun elsewhere on the site where we meshed a fairy tale, Highlander, Looney Tunes, The Shining and a healthy dose of True (Life) Grit all in the name of promoting some plush piggies?

Well, this fuzzy lady is those piggies mom. Something is missing though. Where’s dad? He’s not in the picture you see. It’s not that he ran off to court another lady pig. No, you’ll never see some dead beat boar on Jerry Springer. It’s just that he never existed. Of course, this means that plush piggies must reproduce asexually. How can that be? You saw Dumbo, right? Remember that Disney Acid Sequence where he and Timothy Mouse get drunk and see pink elephants who reproduce by splitting apart like atoms? Yeah, we figure stuffed animals reproduce like that. Wait! Don’t go. You’re not seriously scared are you? It’s all a little hard to believe, but you couldn’t pay us enough to make this kind of crazy stuff up! But this sweet mama is safe as houses. She only spawns more piggies when she’s devoured enough human souls. And she does that by touch. So if it’s only you snuggling with her, there’s no risk of her overrunning your house with porcine progeny.

As for how fantastic this plush is, it’s made by Hansa. They model their stuffed animals after photographs of the real animals their toys represent. It’s that realism that keeps Hansa at the top of the heap.

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